me after the doctor says i have one hour left to live:
theres a certain feeling i get every time this photoset appears and i cant really describe it
Not directly Buzzfeed Unsolved, but recently I got bored and made a Mothman costume….
-Sydney
i haven’t been able to forget this guy’s look from school of rock ever since i first saw that movie i was only 9 but i knew he was serving
Demitri Martin once said,
“I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, “That is cool.” But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, “That is not cool.” Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.””
and you know what? spot on.
This is a Look™
Muppet Magazine (c.1980’s)
2019 is gonna be a slutty year I promise you
2019 is gonna be an emo year what are you talking about
why not both?? 2019 is gonna be a slutty emo year
Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys (2009)
Movie Santas Ranked
1. Rankin/Bass Santa
Stop motion from the 1970s. Ancient and all knowing in his jerky movements and wildly spinning.eyes. Orphaned under mysterious circumstances, raised by elves in the woods. Unfamiliar with human customs. Pure of heart.
6/10 Santas
2. Nightmare Before Christmas Santa
Needs a fucking vacation. Takes no shit. May never trust children again. Will bitch slap a skeleton if needed and invite his gf to tea.
11/10 Santas
3. Netflix’s Christmas Chronicles Santa (or, Kurt Russell Santa)
Potent sexual energy, more than any santa should ever have. Has the ugliest elves ever, all of them disturbing crosses of a cat, Gremlin, and rodent-like creature. Historically, if this santa doesn’t do his job, wars literally happen as a result (remember WWI? Apparently this guy didn’t finish his deliveries all 4 years). Does crime and kidnaps children and actually ends up in jail.
3/10 Santas
4. Rise of the Guardians Santa
The most powerful Santa, but also the most vulnerable. Can snap Kurt Russell Santa over his knee. Is Russian. Carries two literal scimitars to cut a bitch down to size. But must rely on children believing in him to stay alive.
10/10 Santas
5. Tim Allen Santa
The most lethal santa of all, murdered his way to the top. committed the egregious sin of being played by tim allen
2/10 Santas for childhood nostalgia
Margiela Marry Me Heels
